digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 ...then you better be good at it bitch!!!You better be articulated and witty!You better be funny and sarcastic!You better tell them about the big titted hot bitches too! Now go on and make me a sandwich!!!!!!! :spin2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 ...then you better be good at it bitch!!!You better be articulated and witty!You better be funny and sarcastic!You better tell them about the big titted hot bitches too! Now go on and make me a sandwich!!!!!!! :spin2: what kind of sandwich would you like sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 what kind of sandwich would you like sir? Lately italian subs are tickling my pickle and rockin' my boat...but tuna will do!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 Lately italian subs are tickling my pickle and rockin' my boat...but tuna will do!! I'm preparing it right now.... It'll be on the way shortly.... Lately chicken salad sandwichs are tickling my pickle..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 I'm preparing it right now.... It'll be on the way shortly.... Lately chicken salad sandwichs are tickling my pickle..... OH ME SO HUNGRY! OH ME SO HUNGRY! ME HUNGRY LONG TIME!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 OH ME SO HUNGRY! OH ME SO HUNGRY! ME HUNGRY LONG TIME!!!!!!!I see that you've seen the movie Full Metal Jacket huh? P.S. I sent the sandwich via UPS..... It will be there first thing in the mourning... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 what is it with tuna sheesh every chica on work is on the tuna diet ............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 what is it with tuna sheesh every chica on work is on the tuna diet ............Tuna=fatfree.....Get it now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 yeah but they aint fat lol........ anyways. one of my coworkers swears by the tuna in a bag... albacore. smells like crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 yeah but they aint fat lol........ anyways. one of my coworkers swears by the tuna in a bag... albacore. smells like crap.It does smell like shit..... But it has absolutly no nutritional value whats-so-ever other than protein, and we all want that..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 29 Author Report Share Posted September 29 I see that you've seen the movie Full Metal Jacket huh? P.S. I sent the sandwich via UPS..... It will be there first thing in the mourning...1. YES. You can blame on the ever infamous 2 LIVE CREW too.2. Will there be a signature required? I'm afraid I wont make it to work on time.I will be too hungover, i'll call my boss and tell her "I've been sitting on the throne since 3AM", and she will just say: "Save the details, see ya later!"**Works everytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted September 29 Report Share Posted September 29 u know what else is high in protein yeah im a sick fuck lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 u know what else is high in protein yeah im a sick fuck lol Why........ I didnt know you were addicted to ground turkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 u know what else is high in protein yeah im a sick fuck lolIt's great for the face to..... REALLY!!!! Well that's what i've heard.... And can you believe my mom is the one who told me about that!!! YIKES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 1. YES. You can blame on the ever infamous 2 LIVE CREW too.2. Will there be a signature required? I'm afraid I wont make it to work on time.I will be too hungover, i'll call my boss and tell her "I've been sitting on the throne since 3AM", and she will just say: "Save the details, see ya later!"**Works everytime! yes, there will be a signature required....Oh and the reciever has to pay for the package..... SORRY!!!! I made the sandwich.... You pay!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 yes, there will be a signature required....Oh and the reciever has to pay for the package..... SORRY!!!! I made the sandwich.... You pay!!! C.O.D.?? I wasnt told about those charges! I wanna speak to your manager!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 C.O.D.?? I wasnt told about those charges! I wanna speak to your manager!! I am the manager!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I am neither articulated, nor witty! And I'm certainly not funny or sarcastic at all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 I am the manager!!! Listen, your employee was a TOTAL bitch!!!!I asked for NO MAYO, KETCHUP, heavy on on the pickles, black olives,light on the lettuce, hot pickles & NO TOMATO!!!Yet here.................................................... I have a fuckin' GYRO! I'm NOT paying for this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 I am neither articulated, nor witty! And I'm certainly not funny or sarcastic at all! I agree to disagree...Why those nimcopoopers with their silly booberies, listening to theirWest Coast House, while consuming their coke, and interlopingwhile they sing:SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE UNCLE FUCKER!!!!Such bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mimid Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Listen, your employee was a TOTAL bitch!!!!I asked for NO MAYO, KETCHUP, heavy on on the pickles, black olives,light on the lettuce, hot pickles & NO TOMATO!!!Yet here.................................................... I have a fuckin' GYRO! I'm NOT paying for this! It's not supposed to get there until the mourning..... What do ya have to say about that Mr.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 It's not supposed to get there until the mourning..... What do ya have to say about that Mr.? The pilot that was flying the plane that took my package,had to be at a BIG celebration..........and did his run earlier in order not to miss it!A celebration is a GREAT excuse to make EVERYTHING RIGHT!!!!PS: Sorry to hear that the pilot is mourning...his co-captain's absence!His co-captain must've been hungover from the nite before,and didnt show up on time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Listen, your employee was a TOTAL bitch!!!!I asked for NO MAYO, KETCHUP, heavy on on the pickles, black olives,light on the lettuce, hot pickles & NO TOMATO!!!Yet here.................................................... I have a fuckin' GYRO! I'm NOT paying for this! You got a problem with gyros now, bitch!?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 You got a problem with gyros now, bitch!?!? Not since the last one that was shipped out to Uranus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted September 30 Author Report Share Posted September 30 I am neither articulated, nor witty! And I'm certainly not funny or sarcastic at all! You must be one boring fuck then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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