roddigga Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 I Know I Shouldnt Really Be Posting This Stuff, But I Really Feel Bad For My Best Friend Dave..................and I Know Alot Of His Friends That He Hasnt Spoken To In A While Are On Here ReadingLast Night Dave Was Admitted To The Hospital For A Swollen Testicle................this Is Not A Joke, Im Telling You The Story So You All Learn A LessonOn Friday Night Don Was At A Best Friends Bachelor Party And Things Got Out Of Hand.......don Get Really Drunk And Was Dared To Pierce His Nuts...........dave Is One To Never Turn Down A Bet, So Dave Drove To The City And Went Through W/ The Bet............He Was Paid A Total Of $5000.00, But The Real Loser Here Was Dave..............last Night Dave Was Complaining That His Nut Was Kinda Sore, So He Whipped It Out In Front Of His Gf And The Thing Was The Size Of A Grapefruit.......dave Tried To Pull The Peircing Out, And He Colapsed.......he Was Admitted Late Last NightThe Doctors Were Able To Get The Ring Out, But Dave Now Has To Deal W/ A Nut The Size Of A Basketball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I Love You Buddy, And I Hope You Feel Better Soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarmenio Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 I can always count on you Digga to make me spit my morning coffee all over the place!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceeotter Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 holy sh%t..my coffee is on my keyboard, my desk....LOL...only you Digga, only you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 mine was diet coke LOL shitfeel better dave:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ready2roll Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 HEHEHEHHEE.... rod send him my best wishes... thats so unfortunate... Couldnt have happened to a nicer guy.... LMEO (Martin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 are u kidding me Rod......I dont know what is more shocking.....the story you created or the fact you spelled amost all of your words correctly....you are learning little duck!!!!but thanks again for everyone's concern......and the pm's asking me if I will be okay to go to deko saturday......loves it!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccinoone Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 Damn...your Boy Should Get Into Writing Comedy, Cuz I Totally Believed The Story...maybe It's Cuz I Can See Your Dumbass Doing Something Like That After A Few Drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted October 1 Report Share Posted October 1 steve.....you havent seen nothing.....rod learned nothing in college....but could draw some of the best pictures and create stories that no one else would ever imagine.....he has the mind of a serial killer!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted October 1 Author Report Share Posted October 1 martin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..................how the fuck ya been???jar..........lick your keyboard, i do it at worklori.........MO FWIED WICE PWEASEDANI...........how ya doing????????steve, IM SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!, and yes, like dave said.......i do have the mentality of a serial killer!!!!!!!!!!!!!..the key to creative writing is to see outside the line, not snort them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAVE??????????? WHEN DID YOU GET OUT OF THE HOSPITAL??????? WANNA SHOOT SOME HOOPS????????????maybe you will need special made jeans .......... maybe attach a basket to it to hold your monster NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted October 1 Author Report Share Posted October 1 btw......you guys drink coffeee???????? my work had band me from the coffee machinethey caught me cutting up coffee beans and trying to huff them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 Rod this is by far the best thread on CP in years. Good seeing you at flight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dani672 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 this reminds me of the old CP days:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carguy19 Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 this reminds me of the old CP days:(Dem was the days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osb Posted October 2 Report Share Posted October 2 steve.....you havent seen nothing.....rod learned nothing in college....but could draw some of the best pictures and create stories that no one else would ever imagine.....he has the mind of a serial killer!!!!oh, rod learned plenty in college, just nothing he was there to learn. He learned that an indictment is not a conviction!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ceeotter Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 btw......you guys drink coffeee???????? my work had band me from the coffee machinethey caught me cutting up coffee beans and trying to huff themVERY SURPRISING...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 my balls hurt when I read this story... ........no pun!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 brad just baught a bag of ice and he's shooting down the parkway as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 brad just baught a bag of ice and he's shooting down the parkway as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 brad just baught a bag of ice and he's shooting down the parkway as we speakis he gonna wear a nurses outfit!!!!.....that's hot!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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