ShowbizJoe Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 I am writing your venue to let you know that Showbiz Joe Productions offers a great promotional gimmick for your club, bar, or casino, in addition to Midget Wrestling,unique m.c.'s,comedians,mud wrestling,fire eaters and other outrageous acts, entertainment and events, We are now promoting a flair midget bartender that we currently are successfully booking nationwide. His name is “Shortyâ€, he is 4ft tall and he is a certified bartender. Shorty has the knowledge to make over 200 drinks, and also has the talent and the personality to match. He can work on top of the bar,on crates, boxes etc. Nothing will get in his way, and there is no risk involved with his work performance. As you know a good bartender does not just sell drinks, they entertain their guests, they make them feel at home and most of all make them laugh. Shorty has an outgoing and very fun personality. Shorty was taught to use 2 hands 112% of the time. He is a quick and efficient, bartender that can put more money In your register than one handed bartenders. This promotion lives up to the saying†Keep a customer longer in the bar than they have ever stayed and have them in a position where they can’t wait to come backâ€. If intertested, email us and we can email Shorty’s entertainment resume and head shots.Here is a brief description of Shorty: For the past 6 years Shorty has entertained people at private parties, employee parties, night clubs, social events, corporate events, conventions, college shows and much more. The crowds had anywhere from 50 people to over 7,000 people.Being 4 ft tall has put Shorty with some of the stars in the world. At these events he has been a Dee-Jay, Emcee, host and or/ Bartender. Some of the companies that he has worked for during these events have been Coors, CDW, Warner Brothers, Bank One, Poker Shootout, Miller Light, Universal, 3 Com, Ebay, Pay Pal, WWE, House Of Blues, LA Fire Department, LA Sheriffs Department, Pittsburg Pirates, NFL Cheerleaders Convention, College Step Shows, several nightclubs in L.A., to name a few.Along with entertaining people at parties and events, Shorty has also entertained on film, Television and theatre. He has danced with the Radio City Rockettes, done stunts with Jim Carey, Eddie Murphy and Universal Studios, wrestled with WWE, and UPW, performed with numerous actors, such as Nick Cannon, Andy Dick, Whoopie Goldberg, Bruce Willis and many more.If you are interested in booking Shorty for a special event, theme night at your venue, or just to establish a unique gimmick at your venue, Contact: Showbiz Joe Productions @ 702-641-7089 or showbizjoe@hotmail.com. www.gotshock.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 ..i fucking hate midgets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 LOL why?..i fucking hate midgets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 ...what!....why!?....um .....they scare the shit out of me..i can't even talk about it.....i'm now having a panic attack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nSyNcBaBy Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roddigga Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 how much for him to just chill out w/ me and shit?????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deeelite1 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 how much for him to just chill out w/ me and shit??????????????They have Midget Prostitute service in Atlantic City..Remember Scottie telling the story that for your birthday weekend he wanted to rent 5 midget strippers to run around the room for when we all got back from Casbah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dondiezel26 Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 how much for him to just chill out w/ me and shit??????????????come here little guy.....snort snort snort......than i would punt the little fucker across the dance floor!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 ...ew....i'm disturbed.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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