HAZE Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=7&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dcHow the Hell do you mistake your dick for a chicken's neck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgym Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 i just read this in the Metro NY paper.I can't believe it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babyfacewrior Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday. It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it." Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=7&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dcHow the Hell do you mistake your dick for a chicken's neck? next time he will just choke it instead of taking a knife to it. ba dum bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 wha a moron, men i tell ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actingitup Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 wha a moron, men i tell ya Someone has a whole of animosity towards men today, maybe today isn't a good day to see me afterall.Let the oven cool down a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 i thought u liked the oven hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
actingitup Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 i thought u liked the oven hot? i usually like to put my cock in your box, but now i feel like shoven it your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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actingitup Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 thats right, take it bitch, take it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murrrr Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 sucio! love it when u call me ur lil whore tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted October 5 Author Report Share Posted October 5 sucio! love it when u call me ur lil whore tho...Get a room you two!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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