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OMG, this is way too funny...

So I'm sitting here at work, minding my own business when I get this random ICQ...

check this:

her:

hi baby, how are you

me:

I'm fine.

yourself?

her:

how is your life, and how is your..........................................................................................

s...........................................................e...................................................................................x....

me:

my, aren't we getting personal all of a sudden ;-)

her:

o.k. if you dont wanna do it, o.k.

no offense are you gay?

me:

I'm not gay...

and I do it when I get the chance

are you suggesting right now?

her:

whatever, but if you want i can be yours right now

me:

what do you like?

her:

what do YOU like?

me:

surprise me

her:

show me that you are not gay

me:

what can I say?

I like girls.

her:

oh, show me more

me:

what, you want to see my dick?

her:

of course

me:

oh my god

my boss is coming into my office

gotta go

her:

looser

her:

poor little gay

Okay, that was about all I could take... I don't feel that calling me a loser was too nice. And as for that "poor little gay" comment... I think anyone grabbing for I-sex through ICQ ought to have the 'poor little' prefix attached to their name.

anyone want her ICQ#

maria gracia - #75157522

way too much funny

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awwwwe that great ! .. i iwsh i had icq on this machine ... if i did that chick would be getting some I-sexual abused rigth now .. i hope all u ppl with icq are ripping her apart rigth now ... i think its dope u posted her name and #

you're too funny ...

peace -

dollar

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Originally posted by misskittie:

I will be icq'ing her when I get home!!

lololol ... wrote the number down and all!

ohhh shit kitty ... u better copy and paste that conversation , at least send it to me .... that sounds like it could get real interesting ... i'll IM tonigth if i see u on ... i want teh details =)

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Originally posted by joeydollaz:

ohhh shit kitty ... u better copy and paste that conversation , at least send it to me .... that sounds like it could get real interesting ... i'll IM tonigth if i see u on ... i want teh details =)

Hahahaa I cant do it tonight. I have *plans*. But Ill get to it one day...dont u worry!!

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