digitalphoenix Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 * When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. * During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. * He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." * He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose." * During the trial you catch him playing his Gameboy. * He asks a hostile witness to "pull my finger." * Every couple of minutes he yells, "I call Jack Daniels to the stand!" and proceeds to drink a shot. * He frequently gives juror No. 4 the finger.* He places a large "No Refunds" sign on the defense table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bling Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 or if ur lawyer is this person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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