digitalphoenix Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet to day and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered and all the other girls had flat chests, but I! have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroar Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Im from the UK. While out shopping at the mall the the other day, my girlfriend who happens to be, erh, Blonde was getting a bit hungry.We passed a store with a banner in the window advertising 'Tempting Sandwiches' so in we go to get a sandwich. Shes having a real good look and keeps huffing and muttering to herself so I asks whats the problem. She replies, 'im really annoyed, they have all other fillings available except 'Tempting'True! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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philippio Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Im from the UK. While out shopping at the mall the the other day, my girlfriend who happens to be, erh, Blonde was getting a bit hungry.We passed a store with a banner in the window advertising 'Tempting Sandwiches' so in we go to get a sandwich. Shes having a real good look and keeps huffing and muttering to herself so I asks whats the problem. She replies, 'im really annoyed, they have all other fillings available except 'Tempting'True! Bollocks mate! I *heart* UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 how do I know if the rug is the same color as the curtains? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 how do I know if the rug is the same color as the curtains? Deoxyribonucleic acid matching and verification Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyroar Posted October 19 Report Share Posted October 19 Hey true story!!! HonestTell you what tho, my mates girlfriend who also happens to be blonde got hit down by a car the other week. The paramedics checked her out and brought her round. When they asked her how many fingers did they have up, she started screaming, oh my god Im parallysed!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted October 19 Author Report Share Posted October 19 Deoxyribonucleic acid matching and verification Liar. Just check her ass crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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