stiffler Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 the liars clocks-One day a man went up to heaven, and met Saint Peter. Behind him was a wall of clocks. This supprised him and asked St Peter why so many clocks? His answer was there is a clock for every person that ever lived on earth. every time a person lies the hands move...So St. Peter pointed to one clock and told the man these hands never moved, it belongs to Mother Theresa... That clock belonged to Abe Lincoln it only moved twice . He ythen asked where was the clock for John Kerry. Oh said St peter that was moved into Jesus's office he is using it as a ceiling fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlonger Posted October 25 Report Share Posted October 25 You can also substitute GWB's name for Kerry no? Or any politician for that matter. Vote Nader! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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