digitalphoenix Posted October 26 Report Share Posted October 26 -If you're anything like me, this weekend you'll spend both nights going to six different bars to celebrate ten different people's birthdays. And what's weird is that I'll go weeks and months without a birthday party, and then all of a sudden I simultaneously get a dozen Evites for various shindigs, blowouts, and the occasional bash. This Clustered Birthday Phenomenon (or CBP) is without any logical explanation. It just seems as if, even though my friends come from varying backgrounds and geographic locations, all of their parents happened to have fucked during the same February weekend in the late 1970s. CBP is a dangerous epidemic too, usually resulting in exorbitant amounts of money being spent at annoying bars with people I don't like. Every Evite should come with a disclaimer that says: "Warning, this party may suck."****Taken from Aaron Karo's - RUMINATIONSPS: OCTOBER IS MY CBP.... BITCHES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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