philippio Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 1- 29. Athens, Greece. French, Greek and some Spanish.2- Graduated with my MBA. I'm a door-to-door condom salesman.3- I've been married 3 times. None of the bitches have mentioned any accidents so far.4- Mr. Potato-Head.5- Nelson Muntz6- It was chosen for me. In Urdu, it means son of uncle's sister. 7- I enjoy insulting Ron.8- End of physical life? Nuh uh! Shut up!9- There aren't enough assholes in the world.10- The Indestructible Waffle Iron11- George W. Bu... oh wait... you said knowledge. Never mind.12- Twice as good but half as long.13- Captain Crunch 14- They mostly see an idiot. That's exactly who I am.15- Send illegal immigrants back to their banana republics, allow me to eat anything I want while losing weight in the process and come up with a more exciting conclusion to Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sidoolongo Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 17. God is:A) An omniscient omnipotent omnipresent benevolent anthropomorphic entity invested in and affected by the manner in which we conduct our lives. A "spooky incompetent father-figure who doesn't give a shit".C) A largely fabricated and partially self-fulfilling concept devised by authority to facilitate social control.D) A labile abstract idea representing the ontological difference between what is known and what is known to be not known.E) Ma nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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