i3itch Posted November 19 Report Share Posted November 19 That doesn't sound like a slap, more like someone threw a hook at you!! :laugh: he definitely did.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jast0 Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 this isnt about sex but this is funny shit, i used to go online and find sluts, then meet them and bang them, so i talk to this girl onlinefor a bit , go to her house with my boy vinny to meet her , call her up tell her to come outside. she tells me " no you guys come into my house", this house is a mansion BTW on staten island(expected some hot italian girl), so i tell her "no just come outside", the girl walks out the door, and let me tell you she must have been 250lbs the fattest fuckin guinea slob ive ever seen( she probbaly coouldve whipped us up some good ass meatballs), now we are sitting in the car right in front of the hosue, so shes walking towards us, i am smiling, my boy is laughing, i floor the fuckin gas pedal, forget its in park, throw it in drive, smoke the tires right in her face and vinny flings a snapple bottle out the sunroof back at her. lmao ! i guess u had to be there, but that shit was funny, we laughed our asses off all the way home, we still laugh about that day.good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jast0 Posted November 20 Report Share Posted November 20 ROTFLMMFAOOOOOOOOOOO ! is that vida, i would smash that pussy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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