Great Christmas Recipe

[sotuorlando]

I want to share a recipe with you that was sent by a

friend who makes the BEST Christmas cookies.

1 cup water

1 tsp. baking soda

1 cup of sugar

1 tsp salt

1 cup of brown sugar

lemon juice

4 large eggs

1 cup nuts

2 cups of dried fruit

1 bottle Bacardi Rum

Sample the Bacardi to check quality. Take a large

bowl, check the Bacardi again to be sure it is of the

highest quality; pour 1 level cup and drink. Turn on

the electric mixer..Beat 1 cup of butter in a large

fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At

this point it’s best to make sure the Bacardi is still

OK, try another cup..just in case. Turn off the

mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and

chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging

fruit off floor...Mix on the turner. If the fried

druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose

with a drewscriver. Sample the Bacardi to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Who gives a sheet.

Check the Bacardi. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Bacardi and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. CHERRY MISTMAS!

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