cookie6 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Subject: Major Merger Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Chanukah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been in the works for about 1300 years. While details were not available at press time, it is believed that the overhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Chanukah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we're told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the 15 Days of Chrisnukah, as the new holiday is being called. Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milking being the hardest hit. As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl, currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience. Also, instead of translating to A great miracle happened there, the message on the dreydl will be the more generic Miraculous stuff happens. In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Claus and his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts. In fact, one of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least three hundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa, even after having eaten meat for dinner. A breakthrough came last year when Oreos were finally declared to be kosher. All sides appeared happy about this development except for Santa's dentist. He then closed the press conference by leading all present in a rousing rendition of Oy, Come all Ye Faithful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 hey cookie wussup? how are you? did u finish all your christmas shoppin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 hey DS, im good, i only have 1 more present to buy, i just dont know what to get.How about u?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 hey DS, im good, i only have 1 more present to buy, i just dont know what to get.How about u??You are buying me a present this, year you're so sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 i finsiehd everything on sat. thank god. sooo broke now tho....llolol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 You are buying me a present this, year you're so sweet! a really special one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 excuse me Ms. purple haze, did u see where Dennis is spinnin @ on NYE ???? sweetness.....that party has the makings of a redic sick time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 i finsiehd everything on sat. thank god. sooo broke now tho....llololwhat did u buy juli?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 what did u buy juli??heheheh....cant say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 what did u buy nick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cookie6 Posted December 22 Author Report Share Posted December 22 not telling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 what did u buy nick? scumbagFUCK IS UP WITH THE TABLES U BASTAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 ahahahhaahah ....son...stick a fork in them..they is done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 ahahahhaahah ....son...stick a fork in them..they is donehow much u want 4 them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 excuse me Ms. purple haze, did u see where Dennis is spinnin @ on NYE ???? sweetness.....that party has the makings of a redic sick timeNo, I did not, link please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 how much u want 4 them?i duno if i feel right sellin u decks that r broke ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 No, I did not, link please!posted on the boston board luv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 i duno if i feel right sellin u decks that r broke ass...nigga dont give me that bullshit...i want to fix them.....ok lets start the bidding at $40 each table......they are broken u know.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 ahahhahahah son hopefully ill b home by 2nite from mighty mississippi so i will holla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 dude did u have any good soul food down there??? :drool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix_Leiter Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 mmmm mac n cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 turnip greens..mac n cheese...mashed and gravy...double baked potatoes..grits...roast beef..sliced ham...buttered corn...son it dont stop....cant stop wont stop...ehh ehh ehhh hee ehh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funks0ul Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 turnip greens..mac n cheese...mashed and gravy...double baked potatoes..grits...roast beef..sliced ham...buttered corn...son it dont stop....cant stop wont stop...ehh ehh ehhh hee ehhsounds like my holiday party last friday.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 ..son it dont stop....cant stop wont stop...ehh ehh ehhh hee ehh :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 oh and this thread got fucking JACKED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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