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like to look at beautiful ___________ to have a good time.

let's take a vote here, since our little friend has forgotten a key word:

a. MEN

b. sacrificial goats

c. Mooseknuckle (thats for luigi)

d. other beautiful thing.

i heard this joke the other day . . .

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell.

As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinking man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink.

Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy:You better believe it!

Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie- you're already dead, remember?

Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Demon: Cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want.Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever...If you go bankrupt...well, you're dead anyhow. You into drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want - you're dead who cares!

Guy:WOW !! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!!

Demon: you gay?

Guy:No....

Demon:"Ooooh," (grimaces) "You're gonna hate Fridays."

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luv,

brandie

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"And those who were seen dancing

were thought to be insane by those

who could not hear the music."

"To love someone is something..to be loved by someone is something else..

but to be loved by the one you love is everything.." Rob&Brandie AAF

loves2cox@netscape.net

AIM: loves2cox

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