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(WARNING)I have-ha seen the work-ah of the devil in-ah NYC


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So I was-ah driving around Hell's Kitchen because-ah that'sah where ah the heathens are that need-ah my help, when-ah I received the Pope signal coming from around 46th street and-ah 11th. So-ah I go.

I went-ah in and-ah immediately started blessing-ah the lost souls with a my holy water. Nobody mind, because-ah was hot as-ah Lucifer balls in there, yes?

And then-ah it hit me, children, literally. The work ofa the devil himself in-ah the form of-ah little neon tube. I pleaded with-ah the young sinner to repent and-ah throw the instrument of Satan away and accept God.

You know-ah what he says? He says-ah he was-ah gonna "knock-ah me the f out".

I was-ah flabbergasted. What-ah am I not-ah the freakin' Pope.

So I told him-ah "Go Bless Youself, I'm-ah the friggin' Pope"

Then-ah that-ah song from Whitney Houston came on-ah for 45 minutes, "my Love-ah is you Love".

That same young boy came-ah up to me crying and-ah hugging me. He asked-ah if "I was-ah OK" and-ah my friends, it made all-ah the difference. I gave-ah him a thumbs up to let-ah him know I was-ah OK. I learned-ah that from-ah "safe partying"

The Moral:

"Glowsticks-ah" are forged in Hell, and there-ah is no fight-ah too big that some illegal drugs-ah and-ah long-ah ass remix cannot fix.

Go with God.

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[This message has been edited by popejohnpaul2 (edited 11-27-2000).]

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Originally posted by eviljav666:

me and the devil made a pack cwm23.gif

what is this "pacK" you speak of??

luv,

brandie

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were thought to be insane by those

who could not hear the music."

"To love someone is something..to be loved by someone is something else..

but to be loved by the one you love is everything.." Rob&Brandie AAF

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Originally posted by eviljav666:

BRO DONT DISRESPECT... You dont know the half. AND I Know your saying to yourself fuck you eviljav... But dont... your not going to get more attention to yourself...KILL KILL KILL cwm23.gif IN SATAN I TRUST

that's what I call loyalty ...I dis you and you say nice things about me

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Originally posted by eviljav666:

Diablo... regardless of what you have to say.. i know who i am and iam above you and dis. SO however you take it.....And i was the first REAL DEVIL WORSHIPER ON THE BOARD LOOK AT THE CREIDTS...... NEw to the board UH.. dont dis... it not NICE... cwm23.gif SATAN IS COMING...

okay *yawn*

..now, go watch The Exorcist again. ..maybe you'll learn something this time

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[This message has been edited by el_diablo (edited 11-27-2000).]

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