FROM THE WHITE HOUSE . . .

[eggmok]

FROM THE WHITE HOUSE ...

Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from

a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their

party's political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages

cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of

security while screwing others.

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