lalate Posted February 13 Report Share Posted February 13 Drunk guy to me: "I run all the bars from Rockaway to ... <slurred word>."Me <acting like a give a crap but I dont>: "Really?"Drunk guy: "How old are you?"Me: "Hell, not as old as you."Girl to me about drunk guy: "Is he wearing Air Jordons with a Hawaiian shirt?"Me: "I think he is. Hey, dude, where in Boston are you from?"Drunk: "Im from Rockaway and this red wine <burb> is really good."My buddy to a chick "Hey, what a pretty necklace. Is that a star?"Chick: "Yes. But it's not a star of Star of David."Another buddy to me about the chick: "You deck her while I choke her."Usherwantabe standing next to his 3 series coupe w/22s playign the music exceptionally loud as he dances around with his chains shaking.Me to Usherwantabe: "Hey, turn down that fcckin stock radio!!!"Monster truck pulls up in front of club and revs its tires.Buddy to me about truck: "That drunk says small penis all over it."Monster trucks burns it tires and speeds way.Chick to me about truck: "That truck says premature ejaculation all over it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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