clubbingirl Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' alright." Indian:( Look of shock ) Cowboy:"Is this Indian your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian ) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian:( Look of disbelief ) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Good." Indian:( Extreme look of shock ) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian ) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How does he treat you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me." Indian:( Complete look of utter amazement ) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep liar." MysticRain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 Now that's good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticRain Posted February 25 Report Share Posted February 25 I heard this one on the radio one day....still funny as hell. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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