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fouroneone Posted March 7 Report Share Posted March 7 GH UPDATEOver the weekend I took some overseas clients down to Baltimore for the Preakness Stakes. I had a good time with my Japanese buyers while setting myself up for an extremely wealthy account and payday(going to buy crates of G as soon as they sign the proposal). Showed them an American pastime while buttering them up. Unfortunately, I couldn't expose them to any of Vito's mix because the last thing I wanted was them to get carried out of Pimlico park on stretchers(god only knows that the EMT's down there are not professional Guido master GHB carry out specialists). Did my caps in the restroom and didn't get carried out once. Saw a cute little waitress checking out my Arnold shoulders through my 4,500.00 custom made Gucci suit imported from Italy. Got back to our table in the executive club area and took off the coat in order to make a cell phone victim out of this waitress. Walked over to her flexing my Joe Weider Pecs and my Ronnie Coleman triceps with a Romeo y Julietta(executive guido cigar) in my mouth. She was in awe of my good looks and DePalma Brothers Traps(and probably my Vito enhanced coconut breath) and succumbed to my predatory cell phone. Took the clients over to DC for cocktails at OZIO and 1223 before taking them to our penthouses at the hotel for what they thought was the end of the night. I told Te Ching and Kwok(last names omitted) that I was heading in for the night and would meet them in the morning for our shuttle flight back to Newark. Went to my hotel room and filled up a gold plated flask with Vito's road trip mix and was on my way. Called some Iranian promoters I know(DC is full of them, unlike NY where the promoters are Italian or Russian kids from Queens or Brooklyn who live in a small apartment with no driveway) and had them set me up for afterhours at Club Five in Dupont Circle in DC. Got the usual bottle and complementary table service and used it well of course. I don't know if it was the tan sheer Issey Miyake shirt I was wearing, the Gucci shoes, or the Craig Titus biceps I have but the exotic strippers flocked to me. I shared the wealth and gave everyone a glass of Dom while getting my cell phone ready for overload. I was having a great time so I spiked the table bottles with Vito's mix for some added pep! At this point, the time had come for me to break out the cell phone for what may have been a record breaking cell phone entry night. Unfortunately, I hadn't realized that my Guido GHB Sensation Motorola has been getting filled as the summer rush has been kicking as of late. Lost out on breaking the record in the cell phone so I did a cap and improvised. Pulled out my Mont Blanc and got a napkin off of the table for the night's collection. Ended up leaving the Iranian promoters behind after some thank you's and invites to NY/NJ. Took a couple of these DC exotics back to my Penthouse for an all night GHB induced bang picnic. Made sure Kwok and Te Ching were sleeping in their room next door and then I went for the kill. I will spare everyone the details but use your imagination. Flexed my Triceps at least 45 times before I went to bed that night. So today when we get back to Newark was the greatest part. Saw my clients to their hotel downtown and had the limo drop me off at Vito's for a new case of his mix. He had his memorial day ultimate carried out mix being prepped in the tub for bottling when I got there. Took some samples and got ready to head back to my apartment for some good GHB sleep. Got in my car(that I wisely left there over the weekend before my trip) and I head towards Route 46 for my trek home. Hot some traffic by Willowbrook so I decided to check out my arms real quick in the mirror. Fast forward about half an hour later and there was a fat lady in my window knocking it like crazy. I guess I drank too much. Thank god it wasn't captain Guido sleep cause then I would've been assed out.Hope you all enjoyed my weekend. My Triceps need their sleep now because there is a big time Guido weekend coming up. And it is those triceps will fill my cell phone. GH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweakmagazine Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 Ede Armand and Brett Sylvia will be joining Manolo this Saturday @ TherapyFrankie 4-Fingaz in the loungeClub Therapy7 Dike StreetProvidence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tweakmagazine Posted March 15 Author Report Share Posted March 15 Come see Manolo beat Winter into submission. When you walk out, Spring begins directly after the show at 7am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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