grepanelli Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 VictimX_26: HiCheesedog: helloCheesedog: who is this?VictimX_26: just a someone?Cheesedog: A someone I know?VictimX_26: nopeCheesedog: Then why the hell are you bothering me?VictimX_26: well sorrrrrryVictimX_26: I just wanted to chat with youCheesedog: why?VictimX_26: nevermind your an assholeCheesedog: Hey wait a minuteVictimX_26: yes?Cheesedog: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoidVictimX_26: paranoid?Cheesedog: yesVictimX_26: of what?VictimX_26: me?Cheesedog: No. I'm in hiding.VictimX_26: LOLCheesedog: Don't fucking laugh at me!Cheesedog: This shit is serious!VictimX_26: What are you hiding from?Cheesedog: The cops.VictimX_26: gimme a fucking breakCheesedog: I'm serious.VictimX_26: I don't get itCheesedog: The cops are after me.VictimX_26: For what?Cheesedog: I'm wanted in three statesVictimX_26: For???Cheesedog: It's kindof embarrasing.Cheesedog: I had sex with a turkey.Cheesedog: Hello?VictimX_26: You are fucking sick.Cheesedog: Send me your picture.VictimX_26: why?Cheesedog: so I know you aren't one of them.VictimX_26: One of what?Cheesedog: The cops.VictimX_26: I'm not a cop i told youCheesedog: Then send me your picture.VictimX_26: hold onCheesedog: Hurry up.Cheesedog: Are you there?Cheesedog: Fuck you, cop!VictimX_26: Hey sorryVictimX_26: I had to do something for my mom.Cheesedog: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.Cheesedog: When really you were notifying the authorities.Cheesedog: Weren't you!?VictimX_26: thats not itCheesedog: Then what?VictimX_26: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not prettyCheesedog: Most cops aren'tVictimX_26: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU SHITHEAD!Cheesedog: Then send me the picture.VictimX_26: fine. What's your e-mail?Cheesedog: Just send it through here.VictimX_26: alright ***PIC*** VictimX_26: Did you get it?Cheesedog: Hold on. I'm looking.VictimX_26: That was me back in mayVictimX_26: I've lost weight since then.Cheesedog: I hope soVictimX_26: what?!?VictimX_26: that hurt my feelings.Cheesedog: Did it?VictimX_26: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.Cheesedog: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?VictimX_26: yesCheesedog: Alright let me find it.VictimX_26: kksCheesedog: Okay here it is. ***PIC*** VictimX_26: this isn't you.Cheesedog: I'll be damned if it ain't!VictimX_26: You don't look like that.Cheesedog: How the hell do you know?VictimX_26: cause your profile has another picture.Cheesedog: The profile pic is a fake.Cheesedog: I use it to hide from the cops.VictimX_26: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lolCheesedog: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....Cheesedog: Not to mention all the groceries.VictimX_26: Go fuck yourselfCheesedog: I was going to until I saw that pictureCheesedog: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.VictimX_26: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.VictimX_26: You've done nothing but slam me.VictimX_26: you hurt me.Cheesedog: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?VictimX_26: I thought you were bullshitting me!Cheesedog: Why would I do that?VictimX_26: I can't believe that cops are after youCheesedog: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..VictimX_26: FUCK YOU!!!Cheesedog: You'd break both of his legs.VictimX_26: You're a fucking asshole.VictimX_26: I've been teased my whole life because of my weightVictimX_26: and you make fun of me when you don't even know meCheesedog: Ok. I'm sorry.VictimX_26: No you aren'tCheesedog: You're right. I'm not.Cheesedog: HAARRRRR!VictimX_26: I'm done with youCheesedog: Aww. I'm sorry.VictimX_26: I'm putting you on ignoreCheesedog: Wait a secCheesedog: We got off on the wrong foot.Cheesedog: Wanna start over?VictimX_26: NoCheesedog: I'll eat your pussyVictimX_26: You'll what?Cheesedog: You heard me.Cheesedog: I said I'd eat your pussy.VictimX_26: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my pictureCheesedog: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?VictimX_26: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yesCheesedog: Well I'm not like most men.Cheesedog: I get excited in different ways.VictimX_26: Like what?Cheesedog: Do you really wanna know?VictimX_26: I don't knowCheesedog: You have to tell me yes or no.VictimX_26: I'm afraid toCheesedog: Why?VictimX_26: causeCheesedog: cause why?VictimX_26: well lets seeVictimX_26: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me outVictimX_26: doesn't that seem strange to you?Cheesedog: NopeVictimX_26: well its strange to meCheesedog: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me toVictimX_26: I didn't say thatCheesedog: So is that a yes?VictimX_26: I guess so.Cheesedog: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.Cheesedog: Are you willing?VictimX_26: What do you need me to do?Cheesedog: I need you talk like a pirate.VictimX_26: ???Cheesedog: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"Cheesedog: ok?Cheesedog: Hello?VictimX_26: You can't be seriousCheesedog: Oh yes I am!Cheesedog: It's my fantasy.VictimX_26: this is retardedCheesedog: Do you want it or not?VictimX_26: Yes I want it.Cheesedog: Then you'll do it for me?VictimX_26: sure Cheesedog: Ok. Here we go.Cheesedog: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.Cheesedog: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against themCheesedog: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.Cheesedog: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.VictimX_26: mmmm yeahCheesedog: uh oh ...going limp.VictimX_26: HarCheesedog: You gotta do better than that!Cheesedog: Your picture was really bad.VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRCheesedog: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.Cheesedog: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.Cheesedog: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.Cheesedog: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.VictimX_26: mmmmmm you are goodCheesedog: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harderCheesedog: going limpVictimX_26: HARRRRRRRCheesedog: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.Cheesedog: You begin to sway back and forth.Cheesedog: going limpVictimX_26: this is stupidCheesedog: ...still limpCheesedog: Do it!VictimX_26: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRCheesedog: I turn you around to lick your asshole.Cheesedog: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.Cheesedog: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.VictimX_26: WTF?!?!?Cheesedog: They stink really bad.VictimX_26: OMG STOP!!!Cheesedog: I start to get fed up with your ugly assCheesedog: I tear off your wooden peg leg.Cheesedog: I ram it up your ass.VictimX_26: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!Cheesedog: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.Cheesedog: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...Cheesedog: I kick you in the face!VictimX_26: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!Cheesedog: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...Cheesedog: Your parrot flys away.Cheesedog: ...going limp again.Cheesedog: Hello?Cheesedog: Say it!Cheesedog: HAARRRRRR!!!!!VictimX_26: <USER NOT FOUND> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vip-tech Posted March 10 Report Share Posted March 10 now thats some funny shit!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djlilcee Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 I can't take it. Laughing my ass off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kostaP Posted March 11 Report Share Posted March 11 this has to be the funniest shit i've ever read .......lmfao........cedric OMFG that was fucking great Im in tears!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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