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What is the funniest pick up line u ever received?.. or what line always works?


nyckitty69

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Chicks to me ...

"Your nips are really hard. Can I grab em?"

"Pardon me, but would you like some sex?"

(Moments before she and I were about make out) "How do I know ur buddy? He's the father of my child. And my ex husband."

"I hate this club. No one likes me. Am I that unattractive?! Will you do me?!"

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no strings attached sex? I'm not sure what u mean.

are u referring to the 10 minutes post u made in that old thread?

I don't understand.

I only talked about sex w/ one person and it isn't u.

hello nyckitty. i have still not received ur e-mail. i'm not holding my breath of course. if you'd like to oblige; that'd be great/ if not; all the same. again, let me know when ur available to have no strings attached sex.
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no strings attached sex? I'm not sure what u mean.

are u referring to the 10 minutes post u made in that old thread?

I don't understand.

I only talked about sex w/ one person and it isn't u.

playing hard to get. i hate this game.

what do u like in bed nyckitty??

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