clubbingirl Posted March 29 Report Share Posted March 29 A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem. After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient. Doctor: "It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby causing you this annoying problem of stuttering." "Ddddd octttor . Whhaaat cccan I dddo?" The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and states that there is a procedure where we can free up the strain on the vocal cords by removing the six inches from the penis and freeing him from this horrible problem. The patient stuttering badly states that this problem has caused him so much embarrassment as well as loss of employment that anything would be worth it. The doctor plans for the procedure. The operation is a success and six months later the patient comes in for his check up. Patient: Doctor, the operation was a success. I have not stuttered since the operation. I have a great job and my self esteem is fantastic. However, there is one problem, my wife says that she sort of misses the great sex we used to have before the extra six inches were removed. So I was wondering if it is possible to reattach those six inches. The doctor scratches his forehead, thinks for a minute and says: "I dddoonnnbt ttthhhinkkkk thatttt wooould bbbbee possssssibbble!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 the voice in my head has a stutter... it fuckin sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted March 30 Author Report Share Posted March 30 ^ does it say anythign good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 lol i cant understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 haha the doctor is disgusting for doing that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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