clubbingirl Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 >On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. Theturbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing isstruckby lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands upinthe front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then sheyells,"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to bememorable!>Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?">For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.Theyall stare. Eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of theplane.>Then a cowboy named Jack from Carmichael Saskatchewan stands up in therearof the plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blueeyes.>He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. Onebutton ata time.>No one moves.>He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.>She gasps...>He whispers...."Iron this -- and then get me a beer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianbb Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 now that is fucking funny. (wasnt this joke alittle different a few days ago?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 13 Report Share Posted April 13 thats funny, although ive seen this joke b4 in a movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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