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>On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The

turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is


by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up


the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she


"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be


>Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

>For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.


all stare. Eyes riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the


>Then a cowboy named Jack from Carmichael Saskatchewan stands up in the


of the plane. He is handsome: well built, with dark brown hair and blue


>He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt. One

button at

a time.

>No one moves.

>He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest.

>She gasps...

>He whispers...."Iron this -- and then get me a beer."

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