clubbingirl Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 10. Wanna come play on my slip and slide? 9. If you were a naval captain, would you let me inspect your seamen? 8. This bra is so tight its uncomfortable. 7. You must know a good rain dance, cuz you’re making me wet. 6. Excuse me my lipstick rolled underneath your seat, mind if I get under you? 5. I was thinking of volunteering at the fire department, could I practice sliding down your pole? 4. How many licks does it take to get to the center of your tootsie pop? 3. Stick it in!! 2. Either I just spilled my drink in my lap or I’m really happy to see you. 1. Your face reminds me of a La-Z –Boy, I could sit on it all day long! klubchat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 I like those lines. Wish women used them on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brianbb Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L46183 Posted April 3 Report Share Posted April 3 pretty women dont need pick up lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 what ever happened to just plain ol' FUCK ME NOW????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 was outside a pizza shop last week, a hot young girl passed by a bunch of guys and one of them said "I'll give you a slice for a kiss on the cheek" and the girl replied "how bout a slice and a fuck"..... and they really took off together, I was in shock, I gotta start carrying around pizza with me from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted April 4 Author Report Share Posted April 4 ^ gotta love the pizza ho's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digitalphoenix Posted April 4 Report Share Posted April 4 was outside a pizza shop last week, a hot young girl passed by a bunch of guys and one of them said "I'll give you a slice for a kiss on the cheek" and the girl replied "how bout a slice and a fuck"..... and they really took off together, I was in shock, I gotta start carrying around pizza with me from now on.Damn. Talk about sex on da run! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollrgrll222 Posted April 5 Report Share Posted April 5 talk about being in the right place at the right time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 wow, maybe i should ask a girl out like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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