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I mean, when you fuck...do you know what the fuck you're doing?

who here can say that knows what the fuck they're doing when they're fucking, do you fucking understand? Fuck it...back to my original question which is do you know what the fuck you're doing when you fuck?

now go back and count the fucks :type:

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FUCK . . .

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck.

It is one magical word.

Just by its sound you can describe Pain, Displeasure, Love, and Hate.

It can be used as an verb, both intransitive (Dave fucked Cathy),

... and transitive (Dave was fucked by Cathy)

As an adverb (Cathy is a good fuck)

As an adjective (Cathy is fucking beautiful)

As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of ‘fuck’.

Besides the sexual meaning of the word, there are also the following;

Goodbye . . . . . . . . . . . . Fuck off

Greetings . . . . . . . . . . . . How the fuck are you?

Fraud . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I got fucked at the auction!

Dismay . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Oh! Fuck it.

Trouble . . . . . . . . . . . . . Well, I guess I’m fucked now.

Aggression . . . . . . . . . . Fuck you!

Difficulty . . . . . . . . . . . . I don’t understand the fucking job!

Displeasure . . . . . . . . . . .What the fuck is going on here!

Incompetence . . . . . . . . . He fucks-up everything

Lost . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Where the fuck are we?

Retaliation . . . . . . . . . . . Up your fucking arse!

Disinterest . . . . . . . . . . . I don't give a fuck!

Interest . . . . . . . . . . . . . . What the fuck!

Impossibility . . . . . . . . . . No fucking way!

Disorganised . . . . . . . . . . Fucked-up!

Surprise . . . . . . . . . . . . . When the fuck did that happen!

And remember General Custer’s famous last words;

Where did all those fucking Indians come from?

Also the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima;

What the fuck was that?

And last, but not least, those immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic;

Where is all this fucking water coming from?

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"Those 10 Times In History When Using The 'F' Word Was Probably Acceptable"

10) "Scattered @#$%ing showers and a slight @#$%ing precipitation my arse!" - Noah, 4314 BC

9) "How the @#$% did ye work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

8) "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

7) "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

6) "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

5) "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

4) "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 1938

3) "Aw c'mon, who the @#$% is gonna find out?" - Bill Clinton

2) "Janey mac, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad." - Osama bin Laden, September 2001

1) "What the @#$% was that?" - German goalkeeper Oliver Kahn after some young lad from Tallaght threw something at him, 2.14 pm BST, June 5, 2002

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There is a good fck, a bad fck, a great fck.

And if you dont know what you are, ask the first chick, ask the second chick. If you start to get the same answer, then you know.

Its not what you think. Its what the person you are satisfying thinks.

You can have stunning looks and the world's best body and all the gold and mur of 2,000 kings but it doesnt mean squat in the bedroom. But the bedroom is real levelling field.

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Your personality reflects on your fucking, if you are a boring person...you're a boring fuck...if you are an insecure person, nothing worse trhan an insecure fuck...fuck that shit! If you are self-centered and non-loving, you are probably the worst fuck ever...I like funny fun girls, they're usually the best fucks...no hang-ups... :)

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yeah true.....i dated this guy who was soooo boring...he was really cute but I had to keep the conversation going...came time for sex and wow what a disaster

Totally sucked in bed.....augh...it was awful

he had planned for me to stay over but after he was done, I jetted out of there and never looked back

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yeah true.....i dated this guy who was soooo boring...he was really cute but I had to keep the conversation going...came time for sex and wow what a disaster

Totally sucked in bed.....augh...it was awful

he had planned for me to stay over but after he was done, I jetted out of there and never looked back

i once dated a guy that sucked at having a good conversation but he was an animal in bed....so i kept him around until i found the best of both worlds.....:updown:

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Your personality reflects on your fucking, if you are a boring person...you're a boring fuck...if you are an insecure person, nothing worse trhan an insecure fuck...fuck that shit! If you are self-centered and non-loving, you are probably the worst fuck ever...I like funny fun girls, they're usually the best fucks...no hang-ups... :)

I dunno, I'm a little insecure, but when it comes to sex, I am not at all. No holding back!!!!!!! I think i know what the fuck i am doing! ;)

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you give good head??? that is a must....and you need money too...and a car....and a big house....and a boat.....gotta buy me shit...

lol....jk

Im good @ that ! ....I got enough $$$ to sustain myself , I got a Car , I got a apt ! , No boat ......

.

...I aint buying you jack ! , maybe a bump or two when we party , but thats it ! :)

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