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i heard this joke online

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there is a mental guy in a hospital in for tests, and while he is in his hospital bed, he thinks he has to go to the bathroom. The first time he thinks he has to go he gets up and goes to the bathroom. It turns out he doesnt. He thinks he has to go a second time, turns out it wuz another false alarm. The 3rd time he thinks he has to go he decides to stay in his bed. It turns out that time that he had to take a dump. He is so embarassed he throws his sheets out the window. Outside is a drunk man walking, and the sheets land on him. He starts to punch the sheets. A security guard for the hospital walks up to him and says r u ok, and the drunk replies "I just beat the shit out of a ghost"

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