jlp1123 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 My sister in law sent me this joke so I don't know if any of you have heard it yet, so here it is.A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and say to the monkey "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then ask the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree,got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.The crocodil says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey!"The monkey looks down and say "fuuuuuuck.....how much water did you drink?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 lol, cute! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahalomenehune Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 ive heard that one plenty of times but it never gets old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 Good One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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