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(this is not exact wording, but yall will get the point)

the nun at the school asked the question: Which part of your body goes to heavens first? Suzy raised her hand and said, " I think your hands go first." "Why is that?", the nun asked. "Because when you pray you put your hands in front of you so God takes your hands first." "Good answer.", said the nun. Lil Johnny raised his hand and said, "I think its your legs." "Why is that?", the nun asked reluctantly. Lil Johnny said, "Well, I went in mommy and daddy's room last night and mommy had her legs straight in the air. She was screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!!" If daddy hadn't pinned her down, we woulda lost her!" The nun fainted.

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