partygirl04 Posted April 21 Report Share Posted April 21 This is not going to be quite funny but it is a riddle.What is greater that GodMore evil the the devilthe poor have it the rich need itand if you eat it you'll die from it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepit10 Posted April 22 Report Share Posted April 22 nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 i dunno, what?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tormented Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 i dunno, what??LOL now that IS funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 lol, thanks, i made it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonphi76 Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 (this is not exact wording, but yall will get the point)the nun at the school asked the question: Which part of your body goes to heavens first? Suzy raised her hand and said, " I think your hands go first." "Why is that?", the nun asked. "Because when you pray you put your hands in front of you so God takes your hands first." "Good answer.", said the nun. Lil Johnny raised his hand and said, "I think its your legs." "Why is that?", the nun asked reluctantly. Lil Johnny said, "Well, I went in mommy and daddy's room last night and mommy had her legs straight in the air. She was screaming "Oh God, I'm coming!!" If daddy hadn't pinned her down, we woulda lost her!" The nun fainted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbingirl Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 hahhahahha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonphi76 Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 I thought it was funny too!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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