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> The doctor said,

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> The doctor said, "Joey, the good news is I can cure

> your headaches. The bad news is that it will require

> castration. You have a very rare condition, which

> causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the

> pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way

> to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

>

> Joey was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had

> anything to live for. He had no choice but to go

> under the knife.

>

> When he left the hospital he was without a headache

> for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he

> was missing an important part of himself. As he walked

> down the street, he realized that he felt like a

> different person. He could make a new beginning and

> live a new life.

>

> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's

> what I need - a new suit He entered the shop and told

> the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

>

> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's

> see... size 44 long."

>

> Joey laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

>

> "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

>

> Joey tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

>

> As Joey admired himself in the mirror, the salesman

> asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joey thought for a

> moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed

> Joey and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck."

>

> Joey was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

>

> "Been in the business 60 years!"

>

> Joey tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.

>

> Joey walked comfortably around the shop and the

> salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?"

>

> Joey thought for a second and said, "Sure."

>

> The salesman stepped back, eyed Joey's waist and said,

> "Let's see...size 36."

>

> Joey laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since

> I was 18 years old."

>

> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size

> 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up

> against the base of your spine and give you one hell

> of a headache."

>

> New suit = $400

> New shirt = $ 36

> New underwear = $ 6

> Second opinion: PRICELESS

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