clubbingirl Posted May 16 Report Share Posted May 16 > The doctor said, "Joey, the good news is I can cure > your headaches. The bad news is that it will require > castration. You have a very rare condition, which > causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the > pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way > to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." > > Joey was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had > anything to live for. He had no choice but to go > under the knife. > > When he left the hospital he was without a headache > for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he > was missing an important part of himself. As he walked > down the street, he realized that he felt like a > different person. He could make a new beginning and > live a new life. > > He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's > what I need - a new suit He entered the shop and told > the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." > > The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's > see... size 44 long." > > Joey laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" > > "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. > > Joey tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. > > As Joey admired himself in the mirror, the salesman > asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joey thought for a > moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed > Joey and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2 neck." > > Joey was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?" > > "Been in the business 60 years!" > > Joey tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. > > Joey walked comfortably around the shop and the > salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" > > Joey thought for a second and said, "Sure." > > The salesman stepped back, eyed Joey's waist and said, > "Let's see...size 36." > > Joey laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since > I was 18 years old." > > The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size > 34. A 34 underwear would press your testicles up > against the base of your spine and give you one hell > of a headache." > > New suit = $400 > New shirt = $ 36 > New underwear = $ 6 > Second opinion: PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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