aura01 Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and awoman.For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metaldoor and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what thecircumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in achair. Kill Her!The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." Theagent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wifeand go home."The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and wentinto the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out withtears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and gohome."Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots wereheard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on thewalls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly andthere stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow."This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to deathwith the chair."MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onisakura Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 That was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceviper2004 Posted June 1 Report Share Posted June 1 Reminds me of my ex-wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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