Create your own right wing spin

[destruction]

Create your own right wing spin here.

Here is mine:

Fellow Christians,

We know you love your gun and your SUV. We know you share the same concerns as all god-fearing and white Americans. You want to be out shooting terrorists just like the rest of us. You will support anything we tell you to and want what's best for the country, like we do.

This war on terror is the only goddamn way we know how to think, and we know you'll support it with all your heart, no matter how long it takes, or how much it costs, because you are a mindless idiot.

The only way out of this situation is to shoot us up some brown people so that businesses can create new jobs for white men. But the Christ-killing Democrats are trying to take your hard-earned money and give it to lazy pregnant crack addict mothers instead of putting it in our pockets where it belongs.

If you're a patriot and hate homos like we do you'll help us kill queers and commies here and abroad to help get our country back on its feet and keep us all safe.

Remember, if you want our country to be competitive and not be bombed by godless brown turbanheads, put the House and Senate back into the hands of the people who are white, God-fearing Christians like you, who look like white, God-fearing Christians like you, and who want to give you guns and as many guns and bullets as you can buy instead of feeding illegal weird-lookin' immigrants who are smarter than your children.

Remember friends, to save the good 'ol U.S. of A., vote the way I told you, you little pansy, in the next election!

[italia23]

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