xlr8ted Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 We get on the road by 11:45.... drive down takes about 4 hrs... check into the hotel around 4, we got a suite at the Warwick.. Plac looked like grandmas house, the only thing missing was the plastic over the couches... After we check in, we buy a bottle of Patron, 2 bottles of grey goose and a six pack of Coronas for 16.25... We get our drink and yay on around 6... We have plans for dinner at 8:30... so after drinkin and whatnot, 8:30 rolls around and we're fuckin lit.. My buddy looks at me and says " so you really gonna eat" I start laughing" and rip one down.. Our plans for the night was to go to Lotus... So we have some friends over for pre-game.. We head over to Lotus and it was a fuckin mess.. There were so many people I couldn't even see the place, and my buddies friends who was gonna hook it up, def didn't come through.. So my buddies just wanna head back and throw a party.. So Vyto, his buddy Joe from Philly and myself hop in a cab and head to Sully... Get to sully, get whacked around by flabby girl arms for like 10 minutes and then who do I spot, MR Erik Hanna.. so we chill w/ erik, serge and a few other peeps an decide to eat power pellets like I was pacman.., I leave at three w/ or so w/ a buddy, when leaving I see the blindest DJ in Nyc, John Dill... we hug for a few and then I leave... get back to the hotel to a full out Rave... mirrors are off the wall being put to good use, chicks are wrecked in bearly anything.. This goes on till about noon... Then at noon we call the front desk to have the village voice delivered b/c we want hookers... We call and have two Nubian sisters to the room.. where my buddy calls me into the room and asks me if I like em... I look at them and start laughing and proceed to tell them " see ya"... So since they didn't work out we call some asian hookers over... they walk in, 4 guys huddled around the mirror, now its around 3pm saturday... I decide to video tape the propersition with my cell phone.. These were the two ugliest fuckin things I have ever seen, so I offer them a rail.. where they reply in chinese " we don't speak english" and I say, "good that means more for me fuckfaces"... So one friend bangs one in the bathroom and the other pays 100.00 for her to get naked and jump on the bed... So the whores leave and we go to bed, where I sleep for 13 hrs... wake up at 5am to Joe Mama giving me his secret medicine... and about 35 more people for another afterhrs.. I have people sitting on my bed smoking weed, chicks everywhere and I got bedhead like ya read about.. So I shower and walk into the living room, and wouldnt ya know it, about 15 people in line for the mirror, but they got smart the second night and took down another mirror...This goes on till about noon yesterday.. Erik Hanna layed in every single bed on the 5th floor satnight/sun morning... All in all, don't know how I made it home alive, but i'm at work... Good weekend all together.. seen the regular nyc peeps and meet some new ones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stymie Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyto Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Are we alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahrune Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 mann, lotus was off the hook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARES Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 joe!!! bummed i didnt get to see you!!! hope you had a blast though!!!!!! come to boston to visit next time damnit!!!! i'm craving more cheesesteak!!!! vyto- derka derka jeff i love that story!! i wish i had an asian hooker jumping on my bed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikhanna Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 ErikHanna layed in every single bed on the 5th floor satnight/sun morning...some damn fine mattresses there at the Warwick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahrune Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 joe!!! bummed i didnt get to see you!!! hope you had a blast though!!!!!! come to boston to visit next time damnit!!!! i'm craving more cheesesteak!!!! baka laka sherpa sherpa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahrune Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Are we alive?you aw worfwess arec bardwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 No gary, i'm not gonna fuck your mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatbastad Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 thats great!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETROIT Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 great review Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubber5524 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 why u settle for hookers? cant get girls like normal people do? and u wanna call me a scumbag? I dont do coke and fuck nasty whores..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 Well well well, look who it is... clubber lang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepspell Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 http://www.virtualtoychest.com/rockyiii/rockyiii.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dillz Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 damn you now im jealous i dindnt have strippers jumping up and down on my bed this weekend. <sigh>there's always next weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeswells Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 thats totally a "monday-after" review... still basking in the afterglow, fingers typing at a million keys a minute, recounting the glory that has now inevitably faded into a monday 9-5 nightmare. sounds like it was a fun one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 22 Author Report Share Posted August 22 And for the record, I did not touch the hookers, just punched them.A Derka Derka Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ingy6969 Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 haha...thunderlips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted August 23 Author Report Share Posted August 23 Oh and I puked one a friends foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted August 23 Report Share Posted August 23 awesome review!x, you da man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discohead Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 whacked around by flabby girl arms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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