digitalphoenix Posted August 24 Report Share Posted August 24 A man is standing in line at the supermarket when he notices that there isa very hot blonde behind him trying to get his attention. He wonders why such a woman would be would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from.He says: "Sorry, do you know me?"She replies "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the father ofone of my children!"His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful."Oh my God" he says "are you that stripper from my bachelor party that Iscrewed on the salad bar in front of all my buddies while your friend "Lulu"whipped me with some wet celery and stuck that cucumber up my ass?""No" she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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