sariman Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Found this on a board somewhere. Fits me to a T. Enjoy.You know your a raver if:1. You can hear the colors but not see the sound2.You can rave to any kind of music including disco3.You gotta walk threw a metal detector 15 X's <personal experience>4.Your the only colorful one at a funeral5.When u dance in a bathroom stall while the toilet flushes and the sink runs6.When elevator music will make a good trance mix7.When you wear adidas everyday8.When u can dance to the sound of a car alarm9.When you know how to smile10.When you pad your walls cuz they hurt too much11.When you dont know the names of your favorite deejays12.When the sound of a vaccum cleaner is beautiful13.When Candies a part of ur main food groups14.When vicks is your favorite perfume15.When DRum n bass is Danceable16.When a deejay saves your life on the dance floor17.When you wake up with glitter in ur hair from the night b4.18.When u name ur pets after a dj19.When you respect what plur means.20. When 23 inches isnt wide enough21.When you can relate to anything on this list //sariman------------------"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today!" -- James DeanNot everyone understands house music. It's a spiritual thing... a vibe thing... a soul thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanna11 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by sariman:20. When 23 inches isnt wide enoughwide enough for what?------------------in this nightlong puppetshow, he is my master. spin that record and make me dance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 in 92 it use to beafter 12 hours of music2 hits of exand tab of acidanything that makes a sound is musiclolincluding the car alarm------------------ "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariman Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by deanna11: wide enough for what?Took me a second too.... wide enough for pants legs. //sariman------------------"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today!" -- James DeanNot everyone understands house music. It's a spiritual thing... a vibe thing... a soul thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sariman Posted December 11 Author Report Share Posted December 11 so true. By the way... love the nickname! We need more Hunter S. Thompsons!!!! //sariman Originally posted by gonzojournilist:in 92 it use to beafter 12 hours of music2 hits of exand tab of acidanything that makes a sound is musiclolincluding the car alarm------------------"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today!" -- James DeanNot everyone understands house music. It's a spiritual thing... a vibe thing... a soul thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j303j Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 gonzojournilist so true so true i miss those days wish my ass never grew up lol------------------ALWAYS ORIGINATE, NEVER PIRATE.....AOL J303J Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxyroxy20 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by deanna11: wide enough for what?lol thats what i was thinking------------------aim: amafrk1amafrk1@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggmok Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 yes that was most of us back in the day . . .------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Originally posted by gonzojournilist:in 92 it use to beafter 12 hours of music2 hits of exand tab of acidanything that makes a sound is musiclolincluding the car alarmoh you mean when parties were parties .. what arandon thought ... lets ring it back to NASA .. hells yeahhhhh ... gonzo can u e-mail with contact info for uptown underground .. ? joe@digitalnoise.com------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sote Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 You might be a Jaded Raver if.... -You snicker when you hear someone say "PLUR". -You finally realized that phat pants are heavy and unpractical. -You refrain from dancing unless the circle is of rather large dimensions. -When you do dance, you "battle". -You learn to spin, and therefore have graduated to the "superior rave status". -You find out just how crooked promoters really are. -You hate massives. -You blame candy kids for everything retarded in the scene. -You say "the scene" a lot. -You find out how much better european electronic music really is. -You find out that glow sticks were cool TEN years ago in the UK. -You have pretended to be rolling at a party just to get a quick laugh out of your friends. -When you ARE on E, you do your best to act normal. -You realize how cool Drum n' Bass is. -You realize how lame progressive trance is. -You find out that American DJ's are completely overrated. -You have close friends who don't give a fuck about raving. -You think that maybe YOU don't really give a fuck either. -The smell of Vicks makes you physically sick. -You can't help but laugh when someone tries to give you a "glow stick show". -You learn to break. -If you want to actually "roll," you have to eat about four pills at once. -You can get those four pills for the same price that everyone else pays for one. -You drink beer at after parties. -You quit collecting fliers. -You have unsubscribed from your rave mailing list, because "none of those fucking little kids understand a thing about raving, dammit!" -You can't remember the last time you went to a party and didn't think it sucked. -You can't remember much in general. -You realize that ravers aren't nearly as genuine as the hippies were. -You wouldn't mind if that kid with the whistle accidentally swallowed it and died. -You are actually called by your real name. -You realize that the general public shoudln't be blamed for hating raves. -You think ECKO is the sickest gear money can buy. -You talk shit as much as possible. -You value things in terms of vinyl, (ex: "that's an eight record pair of pants.") -You DESPISE Happy Hardcore. -You DESPISE candy. -You have seen a thirteen year old "raver" on ecstasy and felt like leaving the party because of it. -You know what a 303 is. -You no longer feel the need to advertise your "rave-ness" to the world. -You realize shell toes are shitty shoes. -You can't count how many pairs you have owned. -You know that post-rave sex is aweful. -You've punked kids who tried to get in a circlethat was outta their league. -You can determine where a raver is from just by the way they dance. -You know that LA ravers can't dance worth a shit. -You find out that underground parties still happen quite frequently, despite what 98% of the raving populous thinks. -You party sober and now understand how stupid you looked when you didn't. -You know who PRODUCED your favorite tracks, not just which DJ bought it and put it on a mix CD. -You read URB. -You have day-dreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty chainsaw. -Your parents gave up on you becoming normal a long, long time ago. -You know why GHB and special K are for fucking idiots. -You understand electro and minimal techno now. -You hate rave ho's. -You could out-dance any boy band, any day, while smoking a cigarette. -You begin to notice how often big DJ's blow mixes. -You think sweaty guys who run around the party shirtless should get thrown out. -You act like a punk-ass bitch to security, police, and any other authority. -You purposely wear way too much clothing to parties, because you know that dancing in a turtleneck sweater looks fucking ill. -You say "ill" a lot. -You have replaced Caffiene, JNCO, and Adidas with Technic, Vestax, and JBL. -You know that raving is all about the music, but RAVERS are not. -You find the jungle room much more appealing now. -You can actually dance to jungle. -You hate Feelgood and Coolworld. -You laugh out loud when you walk into Jamba Juice and they're playing dance music. -You see guys from your high school football team at a party. -You know raving is mainstream as fuck. -The bigger the flier, the less you want to go to the party. -You can re-tell the story of how raving came to America quite accurately. -You hate Anthem tracks. -Your sleeping, and eating habits are completely fucked up. -You're not racist, but you just have to wonder where the hell all those Asian kids are coming from. -You sit around with friends and tell old "rave disaster" stories. -You are amazed that you are somehow still alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 Hahaha...I think I jive more with the jaded raver bit than the raver one (not all facts apply though).------------------"I would believe only in a god who could dance."Nietzche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeydollaz Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 i like the second list better ... very veryyyy funny .. maybe cuz i could relate on some of the situtions .,..------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnb Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 other than liking drum and bass and jungle, I can totally relate to almost all the jaded part. ROFLMAO!! JohnB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicole212 Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 God the 2nd list brings back memories...But I'm not even THAT anymore!Someone should do a "former raver" list.1.You just can't bring yourself to get rid of your Buggirl pants and shelltops, even though they're just collecting dust in your closet.2.You have a real job.3.You can go more than 3 weeks w/out rolling.------------------The music was our teacher...The DJ was our preacher...Now tell me if I reach you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbound Posted December 11 Report Share Posted December 11 -You have day-dreams that involve the Telletubies and a large rusty chainsaw. LOLcool list i actually looked thrue the whole thingjust dont start posting - you know you're a hick when...------------------Anybody Up For Some Nude Freestyle Frisbee? AIM: ZUinc2000E-Mail: ZUinc99@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liv4blondie Posted December 12 Report Share Posted December 12 hehe i like i like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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