More tasteless humor from MEEEE :)

[LikmyLipz]

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American

Indians.

While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses.

So, she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress and

his reply was: "Only have one woman, one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking she asked another brave.

This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women, two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners

involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a

headdress full of feathers. Which, needless to say amused Ms. Walters.

She asked the Chief, "Why do you have so many feathers in your =

headdress?"

The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said: "Me Chief, me sleep with

em all. Big, small, fat and tall, me sleep with em all."

Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, "You ought to be hung."

The Chief said: "You damn right, me hung, big like buffalo, long like

snake."

Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so hostile."

The Chief replied: "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style...me

sleep with em all."

With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear." The Chief said: "No deer. Ass too high, run too fast."

XOXOXOXO

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~LiPz~