Eastern Motors Krunk! Titts Gangbang! Nye Jumpoff!!!

[tittsworth]

Happy Holidays from your Krunk fam and tittsworth.com! Here's what's good for the rest of 2005 from Big Titts!

* * * Friday, December 16: Titts NYC Gangbang * * *

NYC fam, check out yours truly, DJ Tittsworth alongside Turntable Lab's Egg Foo Young @ The WESTSIDE GANGBANG. Spinning the very best in new and original B-more club, hip-hop, go-go, up-tempo perversion and more! Free vodka from 11-12, Luke & Leroy / 21 7th Ave. South / West Vill. $5, 11pm-4am

* * * Wednesday, December 21st: THE OFFICIAL EASTERN MOTORS CHRISTMAS KRUNK!! * * *

Please join us for the highly flammable, 180 proof return of Krunk on the cozy heated rooftop of Club 5! Just in time for drunken holiday cheer, Cam One, Dave Nada, DJ Ragz and Tittsworth take a break from record labels, DMC battles and live PA's to bring you an unforgettable night of dancing, Krunk-coined fun and impeccable party selections. This diverse clique of internationally respected producers, DMC champs and highly praised DJ's will bring only the very best in hip-hop, club, soul, disco and hidden gems. Make sure to save a sick day for the Krunk Crew, because this one's going to be a real banger!

* * * THIS JUST IN * * *

Christmas Krunk will be officially sponsored by

the one

the only

* * * * EASTERN MOTORS! * * * *

* * * * EASTERN MOTORS! * * * *

* * * * EASTERN MOTORS! * * * *

* * * * EASTERN MOTORS! * * * *

* * * * EASTERN MOTORS! * * * *

You heard it right! The automotive group responsible for that catchy jingle turned B-more club anthem will be partying with the Krunk crew this very night! Autographs, T-SHIRTS, and many many promotional items will be available!! Don't forget, at Eastern Motors.. where your job's your credit!!!

* * * Saturday, December 31st: * * *

A Taxlo NYE featuring TITTSWORTH and DAVE NADA

All of Sonar will be open, providing the very best in dance music, live bands, DJ's and more! Titts Nada on the wheels of steel, dropping the beats that make you go uggggh all the way til the ball drop! Reserve your hotel room now, this one's gonna be ALL the way LIVE!!!!

* * * Record Update * * *

"TITTSWORTH VOLUME 2" test presses should arrive w/in the next week and should hit stores w/in a month. The record will feature 8 new and exclusive Baltimore Club tunes, ranging from dance floor smashing remixes of bangers like Three 6 Mafia's "Stay Fly," Missy Elliot's "On and On" and David Banner's "Play." Also included is a hard hitting and sinfully catchy Jefferson's rework (FISH DON'T FRY IN THE KITCHEN!), an expertly percussive go-go infused tribute to the Godfather (GO-GO SWANG, DC THANG!), a uniquely chopped and rearranged version of the Geto Boys classic "Mind Playing Tricks On me," and some driving 808 adult unmentionables! For a final touch of class, the EP includes a soulful tribute to late greats ODB and Barry White. The pairing seems almost illogical, yet "Dirty White" perfectly conjoins two of the unlikeliest for a devastatingly ladies-friendly late night stormer.

See the below for a promotional mix and all 8 songs from the new record. The debut Tittsworth EP had most of its first pressing spoken for w/in its first two months. Tittsworth Vol. 2 is said to feature production, mastering and arrangements that far supersede its predecessor. Make sure to reserve your copy now!!

Promotional mix of quick snippets from the new record:

http://tittsworth.com/audio/vol2/tittsworth_vol2_teaser.mp3

The 8 tracks in their entirety (low bit rate):

http://tittsworth.com/audio/vol2/

[tittsworth]

do NOT miss this one! christmas krunk on the heated rooftop, Eastern Motors approved, giveaways, t-shirts and more! the very BEST in hip-hop, club and dance music!! this wednesday

[tittsworth]

THIS NIGHT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER..

this just in...

LAVAR, CLINTON PORTIS and the REDSKINS EASTERN MOTORS CREW have officially requested to be listed for this event! Do not miss this opportunity to interact with the actors in those legendary Easterns Motors Commercials and the behinds the scenes Eastern executives! I have over 40 Eastern Motors t-shirts, cups, mugs, ice scrapers and banners ready!!

[tittsworth]

Washington Post GOG Blog

http://blogs.washingtonpost.com/going_out_gurus/2005/12/a_nightclub_whe.html

Posted at 11:25 AM ET, 12/19/2005

A Nightclub Where Your Job Is Your Credit

An easy way to pick a fight with the Going Out Gurus: Ask which local television commercial has the better theme song. Is it Shoe City ("It's your city / It's my city / It's our city / It's Shoe City") or Easterns Motors ("At Easterns Motors / Your job's your credit!")? While Shoe City has better dancers, the latter features members of the Redskins and Wizards hanging out in a used car lot as well as a catchier refrain. Rumor has it that WPGC listeners have actually called the station to request the commercial, as if it were the latest Mike Jones or Three Six Mafia joint.

Local DJ Jessie Tittsworth, who founded the long-running hip-hop party Krunk, loved the jingle so much that he remixed it for his latest EP of Baltimore Club tracks, utilizing those synthesized Spaghetti-western horns and the lines "Fords, Hondas, Chevys, Beemers / and minivans!" chopped and repeated over speaker-rattling bass and a thumping electronic beat. (You can hear a lo-fi clip here -- it's track 3.)

Tittsworth originally created his remix without permission, so it came as a surprise when company officials heard the song and, instead of issuing a cease-and-desist order, asked him for autographed copies of the record and offered to sponsor an official Easterns Motors party.

That party takes place this Wednesday on the tented, heated rooftop patio at Five. Tittsworth says the party "should be bananas" and expects appearances by the company's president, free T-shirts and other promotional goodies. (We can't guarantee that you'll see Lavar Arrington, Clinton Portis or Carmelo Anthony in the DJ booth, bobbing their heads and lip-synching along, but we can dream.)

There's a $10 cover and no dress code. Doors open at 9.