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walking thru the fens.....

"nigga let me a dollar"

me "what???"

"nigga let me a dollar before i jack u" steps up to me

me "i will fucking mangle u so badly yo mama wont be able recognize u"

his two friends start closing in.

me "lets get it on niggas!!"

i grab one kid by his neck and start squeezing. start walking him

towards the pond,

me "step the fuck away from me or he goes in"

they step back and i drop the kid and i walk away

i heart thugs

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hahahahahaa...jeff should send avi's brother packin and just move in. see if avi's parents notice. toss a yamika on him

rabbi ronnie and mama kibelman r in Israel for 6 months. he has 8 bdrms for rental by the hour

oh the yamika were busted out on sat for the kosherland opening parties. ax fartlett

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maybe ill toss it at kosherland on saturday. warm up the yammi for me

come on over to kosherland. u can get can get destroyed and not have to worry about driving home, plenty of bdrms to crash in. last weekend was a big slumber party.

they also play kosherland (jewish version of candyland) for money. $20 buy ins

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did burns bring decks to kosherland yet?

isnt burns going to montreal this weekend?

mr burns was trying to fuck walls and doors last nite, he took something laced w. viagra. he and X r in kosherland spooning. the decks will be there tonite. u want to get on the guestlist? i can get u comp. u need a table or jug service?

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