SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 A girl says to her date, "You're in for a real treat. I've been told that I have a body like New Jersey."So, her date grabs her waist and asks, "What's this?"She replies "Middlesex."He grabs her butt and asks "what's this?"She replies,"Freehold."Then he grabs her breast and asks "what's this?"She replies,"Point Pleasant."Finally, he reaches between her thighs and says, "I guess this is Cherry Hill?""No", she replies, "That's Eatontown."The guy gets so excited that he pulls down his pants and says, "Welcome to Wildwood!"Ya gotta love New Jersey!Repost this if your from New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howienewport Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Keep trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtimer Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I have one.. it's a bit racialist though..what's the difference between st. patty's day and martin luther king jr day?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 ...what!!?!?! What!??!?!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son is hiding in the closet.Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has company... Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside. Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is. Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "How much?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000."The father says, "That's a sin to overcharge your friends like that.Now you go to the church and confess." They go to church and the father alerts the priest, and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't you start that shit you're in my closet now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimk29 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I have one.. it's a bit racialist though..what's the difference between st. patty's day and martin luther king jr day??Everyone wants to be Irish on St Patty's Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 I hope you people really didnt find these funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mile Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob? You know she'll swallow!oof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAZE Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 What did the leper say to the hooker?Keep the tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mile Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 now that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misk Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 i dont get it..u really don't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuGaRNSpIcE Posted March 28 Author Report Share Posted March 28 im a blonde polak , i dont pick up on things too well, lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xlr8ted Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 winner winner chicken dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxylady69 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 "...yo mama's so nasty, after we had phone sex, i got an ear infection..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 "...yo mama's so nasty, after we had phone sex, i got an ear infection..."dats why yo wear a condom on yo ear, so yo don't get hearing AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 i dont get ithas anyone explained it in PM to you yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woogywoogier Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 whoa woogy whats with the attitude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 whoa woogy whats with the attitudeWhat do you mean woogiewoogier? I was prepared to be nice and fill her in. I'm always nice to the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woogywoogier Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 this was one is definitely worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woogywoogier Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 haze drop this broad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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