montbh Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Bblack guy gets pulled over, officer comes to the door and says:"license and registration?" "Sorry officer, I don't have either.""Do you know why I pulled you over?""No""You were speeding. Doing 60 in a 40. Can Step out the car please sir?""Officer, I have to tell you, there's a body in the trunk and a handgun in the glove compartment"Officer calls for backupMan is ordered out of the car and questions by the Sargeant on the scene.he says to him, "My officer tells me you had no license and registration""well officer, it's right here."He hands his his license and registration."He also said there was a body and a gun in the car as well.."The black man says, "I bet that son of a bitch lying officer said I was speeding too," Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
howardstone Posted April 7 Report Share Posted April 7 i'm going to use that next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lateforwork Posted April 20 Report Share Posted April 20 haha very good. you're gonna get beaten with a nightstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanz73 Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 ahhhhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dgmodel Posted May 21 Report Share Posted May 21 Bblack guy gets pulled over, officer comes to the door and says:"license and registration?" "Sorry officer, I don't have either.""Do you know why I pulled you over?""No""You were speeding. Doing 60 in a 40. Can Step out the car please sir?""Officer, I have to tell you, there's a body in the trunk and a handgun in the glove compartment"Officer calls for backupMan is ordered out of the car and questions by the Sargeant on the scene.he says to him, "My officer tells me you had no license and registration""well officer, it's right here."He hands his his license and registration."He also said there was a body and a gun in the car as well.."The black man says, "I bet that son of a bitch lying officer said I was speeding too,"lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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