ººººMy poor flat frogºººº off topic

[LikmyLipz]

THE FLAT FROG

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk

dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He comes up to the

doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocks on the door. When the madam

came to answer it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said

he wanted to have sex with one of the women inside, had the money to buy it,

and wasn't leaving until he got it. The Madam figured,"why not", so she told

him to come in. Once he got in, she told him to pick any of the girls he

liked. He asked her if any of the girls had any diseases, and of course the

madam said, "no". But he said he'd heard that all the men were talking about

having to go to the hospital and get shots after making love with Myrtle, and

THAT was the girl he wanted. Since the little boy was so adamant and had the

money to pay for it, the madam told him to go upstairs and go to the first

room on the right. So he headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog

behind him. Ten minutes later he came back down, still dragging the frog,

paid the madam, and headed out the door, at which time the madam stopped him

and asked him just why he picked the only girl she had in the place with a

disease, instead of one of the others. He said,"Well, if you must know,

tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat,

leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. When they leave, I'm going to have

sex with my baby-sitter, who happens to be very fond of cute little boys, and

then she will get the disease that I just caught. When mom and dad get back,

dad will take the baby-sitter home, and on the way, he'll jump the

babysitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when dad gets home

from the babysitters, he and mom will go to bed and they'll have sex, and mom

will catch it. In the morning when dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver

the milk, and he'll have a quickie with mom, and he'll catch it, and HE'S the

son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!!"

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[rachel1997]

ha ha!

Good one!

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