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WAYS TO HAVE FUN AT SANTA'S EXPENSE


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TODAY'S LOL!

WAYS TO HAVE FUN AT SANTA'S EXPENSE

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note

explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him

a speeding ticket.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the

holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact

replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get

them to fly.

5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull

goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees

that big, red Santa suit!

6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding

signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus

called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf

of bread on his way home.

8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down the

chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.

9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. As

soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't

have missed that last payment, and take off.

10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out,

with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. smile.gif" Leave another

plate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk

in a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. frown.gif"

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genie.gif This genie grants 3 wishes... Hey I'm not sharing! He's all MINE!

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