rachel1997 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 TODAY'S LOL! WAYS TO HAVE FUN AT SANTA'S EXPENSE1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a noteexplaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.2. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write hima speeding ticket.3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for theholidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.4. While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exactreplicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to getthem to fly.5. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bullgoes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he seesthat big, red Santa suit!6. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holdingsigns that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."7. Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Clauscalled and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loafof bread on his way home.8. Throw a surprise party for Santa when he comes down thechimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive.9. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it. Assoon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn'thave missed that last payment, and take off.10. Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out,with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy. " Leave anotherplate out with half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milkin a dirty glass with a note that says, "For Santa. "------------------ This genie grants 3 wishes... Hey I'm not sharing! He's all MINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sosultan Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 LOLI'll defintely try #9 at a christmass night p.s. if i can track the fucker down... [This message has been edited by sosultan (edited 12-22-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mysteriousss Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 Hahaha Awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beautious1 Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 lol... ------------------ Round and Round we go...Where we stop Nobody Knows.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxlea Posted December 22 Report Share Posted December 22 That was cute. ------------------People come into your life for reasons not yet known, keep your mind, heart and soul open.AIM: Xxlea77 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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