dgmodel Posted May 23 Report Share Posted May 23 if these ppl dont have food, how do they have energy to have sex? more importantly if you dont have any food for yourself what makes you think adding one more person into your village will help? one more mouth to feed equals less for the ones already there... how come we dont just send condoms along with the food??? or better yet, raise it to a buck a day, and send a doctor in there with the food and condoms, and castrate the men and tie tubes... give a man a fish, hell eat for a day... teach him to fish he you can feed him for life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tastey Posted May 24 Report Share Posted May 24 give a man a fish, hell eat for a day... teach him to fish he you can feed him for life...i think the saying goes like this:"They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish...then he has to get a fishing license. But he doesn't have any money, so he has to get a job and enter the social security system. And he has to file taxes, and you're gonna audit the poor son of a bitch because he's not really good at math. You pull the IRS van up to his house and take everything. You take his velvet Elvis and his toothbrush and his penis pump and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the 1. All because you wanted to eat a fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish because you need a permit for an open flame. And then the health department is gonna wanna ask you a bunch of questions about where you're going to dispose of the scales and the guts. This is not a sanitary environment. And ladies and gentleman, if you get sick and tired of it at the end of the day, it's not even legal to kill yourself in this country."-Doug Stanhope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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flippinsweet Posted May 25 Report Share Posted May 25 i think the saying goes like this:"They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish...then he has to get a fishing license. But he doesn't have any money, so he has to get a job and enter the social security system. And he has to file taxes, and you're gonna audit the poor son of a bitch because he's not really good at math. You pull the IRS van up to his house and take everything. You take his velvet Elvis and his toothbrush and his penis pump and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the 1. All because you wanted to eat a fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish because you need a permit for an open flame. And then the health department is gonna wanna ask you a bunch of questions about where you're going to dispose of the scales and the guts. This is not a sanitary environment. And ladies and gentleman, if you get sick and tired of it at the end of the day, it's not even legal to kill yourself in this country."-Doug StanhopeHAHAHAHAH This capaialist Goliath is slowly grinding to a hault... Efin Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowina Posted May 26 Report Share Posted May 26 ...lmao!...i wish we had rep points... i think the saying goes like this:"They say if you give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish...then he has to get a fishing license. But he doesn't have any money, so he has to get a job and enter the social security system. And he has to file taxes, and you're gonna audit the poor son of a bitch because he's not really good at math. You pull the IRS van up to his house and take everything. You take his velvet Elvis and his toothbrush and his penis pump and that all goes up for auction with the burden of proof on you because you forgot to carry the 1. All because you wanted to eat a fish, and you couldn't even cook the fish because you need a permit for an open flame. And then the health department is gonna wanna ask you a bunch of questions about where you're going to dispose of the scales and the guts. This is not a sanitary environment. And ladies and gentleman, if you get sick and tired of it at the end of the day, it's not even legal to kill yourself in this country."-Doug Stanhope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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