vampress Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww you guys MISS ME that much:isok: estan de PINGUS, u guys don't change and DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT EITHER!!!!BTW, Hi everyone!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted October 3 Report Share Posted October 3 Hey Vampy, how you doin'? You had a baby? Mazel tov! It's good to see you again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 shut your face.....you're being a disgrace to the human raceLooks like someone just got out of their "Poetry for Dipsticks" class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Now does anyone know if Cocaine is still big in the sofla nightlife?I wouldn't know anything about that. I have heard that Tina is huge in the Sofia nightlife though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted October 4 Report Share Posted October 4 Looks like someone just got out of their "Poetry for Dipsticks" class. That's an awful thing to say. But funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxgrooveericxx Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Things are definately different around these parts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meng Posted October 5 Report Share Posted October 5 Has gone to shit!Cry me a river, bitch...touche' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 7 Author Report Share Posted October 7 Cry me a river, bitch...touche'No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted October 7 Report Share Posted October 7 Cry me a river, bitch...touche'Better yet, cry me a river, Funk, and call it Shit Creek. Don't forget your paddle homie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 8 Author Report Share Posted October 8 Better yet, cry me a river, Funk, and call it Shit Creek. Don't forget your paddle homie! better yet, slickslider is a feg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philippio Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 better yet, slickslider is a feg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 better yet, slickslider is a feg!What yoo mean, yoo non-eeengleesh speekan Johnnie Walker slurpin' drunktard? Ima no feg, Ima real, Ima not feg. mebbee yousa wife's titties are feg, and mebbee yousa passaportay and Green card is a feg, but Ima not feg, Ima real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 9 Author Report Share Posted October 9 What yoo mean, yoo non-eeengleesh speekan Johnnie Walker slurpin' drunktard? Ima no feg, Ima real, Ima not feg. mebbee yousa wife's titties are feg, and mebbee yousa passaportay and Green card is a feg, but Ima not feg, Ima real. Sitting Bull was a real north american, you are just another ship-rat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 Sitting Bull was a real north american, you are just another ship-rat Yeah, yeah, yeah, yada yada yada. Yo, jump on MSN dood, I gotta tell you something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 9 Author Report Share Posted October 9 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yada yada yada. Yo, jump on MSN dood, I gotta tell you something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
raincry Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 fuck yeah!Looks like someone just got out of their "Poetry for Dipsticks" class. shut up, douchebag....the hired help is not allowed to speak in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted October 9 Report Share Posted October 9 shut up, douchebag....the hired help is not allowed to speak in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funketeer Posted October 12 Author Report Share Posted October 12 we are still kickin ass@! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlickSlider Posted October 12 Report Share Posted October 12 Yesterday I had caught a thought and not for naught. I am going to change my last name to "Am".And when people ask who I am, I will say that I Am.Yes indeed, I will say, I am Am. I am who I Am, and Am is who I am.I am Am, it's Am I am.Ron Am who I amWill drive a Trans AmOr a Dodge Ram (that I bought from Sam)And eat at Denny's, a Grand Slam,which includes eggs, sausage and ham (Which is making me fat, damn)And then sexually slam a dame named Pamand say, "Wham bam, thank ya ma'am".Woka woka woka!Today, I had an idea, while driving a Kia with a slut name Mia, that I don't want to get her gonorrhea, so I dropped her off and said, "See ya...wouldn't want to be ya!"Earlier today a friend who works in a school told me about a student of her's and the name that is his.She said, "We have a student named 'Eh' this year. Good thing we aren't in Canada, eh?Her question right away made me thinkI went to write my thought downBut I ran out of inkSo I went to my CP with the click of a linkAnd stared at the screen with nary a blinkAnd I'm on the brink of writing a poem about everything but the kitchen sinkBut instead I wrote this one, a simple one,Oh well, it is what it is so don't raise a stink.I told her, "LOL. I can picture attendance roll call in the kid's homeroom class."And it would go like this:Teacher: "Bob Bobberson..."Bobberson: "Eh"Teacher: "Sara Biggerdill..."Biggerdill: "Eh."Teacher to new student: "What's your name, lad?"New student: "Eh?"Teacher: "I said what is your name?"John Eh: "Oh...Eh."Teacher: "I said, what is your name?"Eh: "Eh"Teacher: "I said what is your name? Clean out your ears!"Eh: "Eh."Teacher: " I said what is your name! You're pushing my buttons!"Eh: "Eh! I said, Eh!"Teacher: "Grrrrrr! That's it! I've had it with your foolishness!" He presses the intercom to the principle's office. He tells the principle, "I'm sending a troublemaking student to your office for not telling me what his last name is."Principle doesn't hear all that he said, and so asks, "Eh?'John Eh: "See? He knows what my name is!"Teacher: "Eh?"Eh: "Uh huh."Teacher: "What is that supposed to mean? I still don't know what your damn name is!"Eh: "Eh...my name is Eh!"Teacher: "Eh?"Eh: "Exactly."Principle: "Did you find out what that kid's name is yet?"Teacher: "Eh?"Eh: "That's what I keep saying!"There was a fellow named John Jacob Joners, he works in a print shop with inks and toners,But he's always broke so his friends are his loanersThere is a hot honey who's the daugher of the owners, a crabby pair of groaners and moanersShe dresses sexy, acts flirty, and is to blame for all his boners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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