starscream Posted September 30 Report Share Posted September 30 Thought this was funny!!I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the>following reasons: I do physical labor.>I plunge headfirst into everything I do.>I do not get weekends or public holidays off.>I work in a damp environment.>I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.>I work in high temperatures.>My work exposes me to contagious diseases.>Sincerely,>P. Niss>>The Response:>Dear Penis:>After assessing your request, and considering the arguments>you have raised, the administration rejects your request for>the following reasons:>You do not work 8 hours straight.>You fall asleep after brief work periods.>You do not always follow the orders of the management team.>You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen>visiting other locations. You do not take initiative - you>need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start>working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of>your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety>regulations, such as wearing the correct protective>clothing. You will retire well before you are 65.>You are unable to work double shifts.>You sometimes leave your designated work area before you>have completed the assigned task. And if that were not all,>you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the>workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.>Sincerely,>V. Gyna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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