AssoRamal Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 CHECK BELOW FOR YOUR REQUEST 1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD...SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO! The D.J. has to play for more than one person...so, what you may hate may be another's favorite song and EVERYTHING played here can be danced to one way or another. 2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A BEAT? BE SERIOUS! We know of NO songs played in a club that don't have some sort of a beat! 3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG, BUT IT GOES LIKE THIS... Please don't sing for the D.J.! They have to put up with smoke-filled rooms and dangerous decibel levels all night. Do them a favor and DON'T give them a rendition of your favorite song! 4. EVERYBODY WANTS TO HEAR IT! Oh sure, you polled EVERYONE in the club and, as their spokesperson, you are requesting the song. 5. I CAN GET LAID IF YOU PLAY IT! If you are GOOD ENOUGH, you can get laid to anything!! (also been known as "buy the album and get laid for a month!") 6. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT! The only people who can get away with that statement write the D.J.'s paycheck! 7. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANNA HEAR...WHAT DO YOU HAVE? It's a lot easier for you to go have another beer and figure out what you want to hear than it is for the D.J. to recite the name of EVERY record in the booth! 8. HEY YO, NOBODY CAN DANCE TO THIS! It is not advisable to say this when the dance floor is packed (but, some people do anyway)! However, even if there is only ONE person on the floor, it STILL contradicts the statement. 9. EVERYBODY WILL DANCE TO IT IF YOU PLAY IT! The D.J. won't...I guess that blows a hole in that theory! SOME ASSORTED THINGS NOT TO SAY If you ask for a song and the D.J. says he just played it, DON'T SAY, "Well, I just got here." It makes absolutely no difference. DON'T SAY, "Is this the only kind of music you play?" If you go to a Chinese restaurant, you wouldn't ask for Italian food. Rock clubs play rock, alternative clubs play alternative, discos play disco, etc., etc., etc... If you ask for a song, BE SPECIFIC. DON'T SAY, "I wanna hear something, anything but this!" Try going to the bar and saying, "I wanna drink something, anything but this..." You can't complain if you're not SPECIFIC. HOWEVER, if you ARE specific and the D.J. says he doesn't have the song, DON'T SAY, "What?!! What do you mean you don't have it? What kind of D.J. are you? Why don't you get into the wonderful world of fast food! You obviously don't know what you're doing as a D.J.!"... HE MAY SHOOT YOU!!! Special Note A nightclub D.J. gets very little respect. They are expected to play everything for everybody. It is impossible to satisfy all to the people all of the time, yet club jocks are expected to do just that. If a radio jock tells his listeners a song is a hit, the majority of the people think it must be "because they said so on the radio." However, 80f the time, that same song was being played in a club long before the radio DISCOVERED the NEW song. So, give the D.J. a break! The next time you request a song, stop and THINK before you speak. And above all, if the DJ has one hand on the mixer, one hand on a TURNTABLE - wearing headphones, DON'T BUG HIM OR HER!!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazzdee Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 And above all, if the DJ has one hand on the mixer, one hand on a TURNTABLE - wearing headphones, DON'T BUG HIM OR HER!!! " lol thats the exact time ppl do come up to the booth hey lam can u play me sumthing that goes like ummohh u know that beat that goes do doododoodoodoodowhup whup whup "chick singing "all haaaaa eeeehhhhuuummmmm pretty n stuff man yeah thats my jam bro its like so loud with the bass going all whoooooooom give u goosbumps n shit man or maybe u can play me sumthing that doesnt sound gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poccnr Posted January 31 Report Share Posted January 31 my wife had a shirt made for me that said "NO REQUESTS". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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