newsense Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 .... who complained to his buddy that his cajones (testicles) ached almost all the time. As he was always complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that he go to the doctor see what he could be done to relieve the problem.The midget took his advice and went to the doctor & told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants he would have a look.The midget dropped his pants the doctor put him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for hernia."Hmmmm'" mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle,he asked the midget to cough again. "Ahhha," said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.Snip, snip,snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip,snip,snip,snip, snip, snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.The Doctor then told the midget to pull up his pants see if they still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching. Gee, what did you do Doc? he asked. The doc replied, I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boots ------------------FEED YOUR HEAD[This message has been edited by newsense (edited 08-17-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lavkrap Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 lol------------------things to see, people to do... hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
back2basics Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 Lol nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jenigabe Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 HA HAA haaa!! That is some funny shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsense Posted August 17 Author Report Share Posted August 17 THANK YOU, THANK YOUNO REALLY THANK YOU------------------FEED YOUR HEAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
risa06 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 lol funny, very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drmso4 Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 very cute!thankx for the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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