shadowchaser Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.The results: Drink: BeerPersonality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.Drink: Blender DrinksPersonality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.Drink: Mixed DrinksPersonality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.Your Approach: You won't have to approach her.She'll send YOU a drink.Drink: Wine - (does not include white Zinfandel, see below)Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years... Alzheimers and term limits be damned.Drink: White ZinfandelPersonality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...Drink: ShotsPersonality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk... and naked.Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut. Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid. Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid. Tequila: Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.White Zinfandel: He's gay. ------------------ "Dance to the beat, jump from my feet." shadowchaser076@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueskygirl Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 LOL! It's all so true...------------------All for fun and fun for allmbdewey@yahoo.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest genevieve Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 That's sooooo funny but true!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kramadas Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 hahaha...good one!We should think of one like this for party favors (eg, e, k, a, etc, etc) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzojournilist Posted August 22 Report Share Posted August 22 word to the wise read the whole post b4 you submit a postI wrote a whole thing on how I drink vodka but I'm a DICK this post was meant for women?------------------When the going gets weirdthe weird turns pro...[This message has been edited by gonzojournilist (edited 08-22-2000).] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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