DBTH: Shake It For Shockey

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<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_rXFbguiy0i0/R13-Yxv0T9I/AAAAAAAAAz0/LVO8EI7I2UY/s1600-h/2007_shockey.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_rXFbguiy0i0/R13-Yxv0T9I/AAAAAAAAAz0/LVO8EI7I2UY/s400/2007_shockey.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5142546051151187922" /></a>He had had zero catches this past Sunday, but Jeremy Shockey is bound to catch something while hosting his New Year's Eve Party. Ladies, if you don't have plans, may we draw your eyes to this <a href="http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tfr/501983965.html">craigslist ad: </a><blockquote>Manhattan’s hottest, newest nightclub is hosting Jeremy Shockey’s New Year’s Eve Party and we want to surround his guys with the city’s hottest girls. <span style="font-weight:bold;">If you think you can dress, dance, and drink the part, then please send one head and one body shot</span>, as well as your name and contact info, to brunofierce@gmail.com. Free entry and open bar all night long to the ladies we select.</blockquote>Nice. So ladies, if you are a triple threat, please do send Bruno Fierce an email. And bcc us. Because we need to know more.

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