eggmok Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 pull my finger . . .my grandfarter used to get me all the time . . .---------------------------------------------Life is too short to be small. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchris Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 That's better than "Smell my Finger" TeHeHe------------------It's all in the music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g-money Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 <<<PEACE>>>------------------"Get busy living or get busy dying." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorsha Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 what about this.what does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?They can both smell it but they cant eat it!lolewwwww gross sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bre5379 Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 lol...these jokes are stupid but they always seem to make you laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
misskittie Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 A typical married couple were lying in bedone night. The wifehad curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bedlamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he paused and reachedover to his wife and started fondling her "kitty". He did thisonly for a very short while. Then he would stop, and resumereading his book.The wife gradually became aroused with this. Thinking that herhusband was seeking some response as encouragement, before goingany further, she got up and started stripping in front of him.The husband confused, asked, "What are you doing taking all yourclothes off?"The wife replied, "You were playing with my "kitty", I thought it was foreplay to stimulate making love with you tonight.The husband said, "No, not at all."Then the wife asked, "Well what the hell were you doing then?"To which the husband replied, "I was wetting my fingers so I couldturn the pages in the book."<<<bahahahahah>>>------------------~*~* HAPPY HUMP DAY ~*~* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest crystalmethodny Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 SorshLOL ewww------------------"We're going to build things up slowly... are you with me? Here we go." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorsha Posted August 30 Report Share Posted August 30 sorry method, its funny though.did u get my email by the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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