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El Bano Is Really Exclusive!


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Being the diligent journalists that we are, we decided to email the reservations line at El Bano to try and get the low down on this secret bastion of exclusivity. The result? El Bano is even more exclusive than we could ever imagine! We got an immediate response back, saying:

Thanks for your reservation inquiry.

Due to the exclusivity of our club, it's impossible for us toaccommodate all requests.
If you feel you really belong, please E-Mailus back and let us know why.

Well, how could we ever come up with a reason as to why we belong in the Toilet? We couldn't. But our scientists are still working on answering their brain teaser, and we will have a location shortly.

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